- Sun, 16:14: Everyone @ Urban just flirted with me.
- Sun, 19:35: My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pixies (108), Eagles of Death Metal (72) & Spoon (45) #music http://t.co/4SNnM8li8J
- Sun, 22:06: Packing for Maine. With cargo straps and bungees. Love it.
- Mon, 09:43: "I was going to wear my dirk and dagger to work today, but I had to take a big, gigantic poop" Good Morning!
- Mon, 12:00: Maybe context: "I was going to wear my dirk to work, but I took a big poop this morning..." he pauses, "I made my gf squirt last night"