starless (starless) wrote,

My tweets

  • Thu, 12:27: Stuck between the guy on amphetamines and no sleep for 48 hours and the guy who only speaks in movie references.
  • Thu, 16:47: LDs using my Hog show 8 months after I quit the place bc.... they can't program? Can't bump an all conventional rig? Time to wipe my show.
  • Fri, 07:55: Buy car. 1 week later the "check engine" light comes on. Honeymoon fucking over.
  • Fri, 08:54: BUT, they're filling my tank with gas, too. So... maybe I'll be a few mins late to work, but I get a tank of gas.
  • Fri, 10:58: When you're late for work on a very busy day and you bring a dozen Krispy Kremes, they're not called donuts, they're "glazed apologies"
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