- Tue, 13:36: I'm just going to increasingly aggressively repeat "what?!" Until the dude learns how to SPEAK ABOVE WHISPERS AND MUMBLES.
- Tue, 14:23: The storm door on my house is broken and the landlord's proposed solution is to remove, not replace it. #IDontThinkSo
- Tue, 18:33: So that was 48 hours of prepping for #MoonriseFestival 2014. Hope the candy kids love the lights...
- Tue, 22:56: No buttholes on Fox.
- Tue, 22:57: No, really, on Hotel Hell, Fox bleeped the "hole" in butthole. Buttbleep.
- Wed, 11:59: No #Otakon2014 for me. My elbow is so broken I could barely drive my car. So fucking disappointed.