- Tue, 13:32: RT @JasonLastname: Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
- Tue, 18:14: That petrified french fry that appeared from under the passenger seat is just taunting me about how much of a fatty I am.
- Tue, 19:37: I ran 2.10 mi with @mapmyfitness. Check out my route in Philadelphia, PA, United States! http://t.co/KlR7BV1BEW #run #running
- Wed, 08:05: I want to put a fitbit on my cat. Hmmmm...
- Wed, 09:54: Asshole brought in donuts. I'm counting calories and he brings donuts. #HesActuallyAReallyNiceGuy #ButFuckHimAnyway #Donuts
- Wed, 10:16: I'm lighting Otakon. I'M LIGHTING OTAKON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Wed, 10:17: Maybe? I mean I'm definitely teching.
- Wed, 10:44: So, I'm lighting the cosplay show/competition. And I can light the rave if I want to. Love. My. Job.