starless (starless) wrote,

My tweets

  • Sat, 16:12: Can't wait for my zombie #lootcrate!!!!!!! @lootcrate
  • Sat, 17:15: Working weddings makes me happy that I'm never going to get married.
  • Sat, 17:50: I think I need a vacation from the internet. And humanity in general.
  • Sat, 17:52: Oh. You want us all in position and ready to go at a specific time. You probably should have communicated that to us. #typical
  • Sat, 17:58: Yes, 1 beer is an acceptable "meal replacement." Shut up.
  • Sat, 18:36: DJ needs 2 borrow my MacBook power cable. THE DJ NEEDS 2 BORROW A CABLE INTEGRAL TO PERFORMING THE JOB HE'S BEING PAID TO DO. #doomedspecies
  • Sat, 18:46: When McDonald's has a pumpkin spiced latte, you know it's all over.
  • Sat, 18:47: “Boy Scout leaders face charges after posting video of themselves toppling ancient rock at Utah state park.” Good.
  • Sat, 18:50: I keep forgetting that I was going to stop tweeting.
  • Sat, 19:14: Wilmington is a microcosm for the US: enormous wealth (bank and credit company buildings) surrounded by abject poverty.
  • Sat, 19:25: RT @KyleHughes: Latte art is a great way to watch something beautiful get destroyed by your addiction.
  • Sat, 19:41: A police walked by while u did that thing. We nodded at each other. He kept walking. #whooooaaaaadude
  • Sat, 20:40: Guys, nobody yelled "Marvin Gaye" and it's obvious that no one wants to be healed sexually by the exodus from the dance floor.
  • Sat, 21:20: Playing last summers rape anthem at every wedding I work. #thicke #raperaperapen
  • Sat, 21:27: Oh, sweetie, you're cute and all, but I was trying to get your mom's attention. #tooyoung #notevenmakingthisup
  • Sun, 08:48: I've spent too much time in this emergency room.
  • Sun, 09:35: Bad flashbacks. He's even in Bed 4, where mom was often placed. Bad, bad d�j� vu.
  • Sun, 09:37: Can't even contact my brother and sister to tell them.
  • Sun, 11:06: And last night, between 4 and 6am he was calling a bunch of his friends and leaving incoherent messages. Is this how it's going to start?
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