- Thu, 14:01: I love the look of confusion I encounter when I ask if someone needs "an Edison." Of course, I'm talking about electrical outlets in the US.
- Thu, 15:37: Hey, iGreen! Eggshells are unacceptable in any kind of edible substance. Mei Fun, fried rice, etc. It's *sort of* a basic cooking "thing"
- Thu, 15:55: So, Duncan Trussell tonight at Johnny Brenda's!
- Thu, 16:03: Science is magic before it becomes science. #thinkaboutthat
- Thu, 20:46: I'm at @JohnnyBrendas for Duncan Trussell (Philadelphia, PA) w/ 2 others http://t.co/8qFE9ER7oI
- Thu, 23:10: Going outside at night without shaking uncontrollably.
- Thu, 23:38: "Sorry, bro" "Sorry, bro" "Sorry, bro" - like every guy in Philly, all the time.