- Tue, 07:58: I think I might try to return to life today. Well, school, at least. Maybe.
- Tue, 08:40: RT @lizzwinstead: So the pope blew up the State Of the union?
- Tue, 08:41: Someone needs to do a Kanye-style "Imma let you finish" meme of the Pope stealing Obama's thunder by announcing his retirement.
- Tue, 08:41: I mean, I'd do it, but I'm too lazy.
- Tue, 08:41: And, wow, a lot has happened in the world during the 1.5 weeks I was absent.
- Tue, 09:15: This made me much too happy the other day: http://t.co/YhKwRO4i
- Tue, 09:34: Apparently, this McDonalds can't handle Egg McMuffins. At breakfast.