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Mon, 13:23: And my long trek from center city Philadelphia to the heart if Amish country begins.
Mon, 14:36: I'm at Gap, PA (Gap, PA) http://t.co/QfBZ74ZT
Mon, 14:41: I'm at Paradise Township (Lancaster, PA) http://t.co/y5XyHuhm
Mon, 14:41: I'm at Intercourse, PA (Intercourse, PA) http://t.co/snBuszBP
Mon, 14:43: I'm at Paradise (Paradise, PA) http://t.co/p6kyut4z
Mon, 15:54: Bloodhound and some sort of giant shepherd. Everywhere. All over. Drool and fur.
Mon, 16:15: Here it comes: "Why don't you want to go to church tonight?" Umm...
Mon, 16:26: Dad's already drunk. Aunt is deaf. It's snowing outside. #livetweetingthisnonsense
Mon, 16:30: Aunt adamantly denying there's WiFi in this house. #NopeNoWiFiHere http://t.co/CPH8h270
Mon, 17:09: Weirdest Xmas ever.

Mon, 17:23: Just had to get *that* drunk before you got here, eh?
Mon, 17:35: Covered in hound drool. Listening 2 drunken paranoia abt how I should always lie 2 Dr's. Other 1 silent b/c she can't hear a word. It's 5:30
Mon, 17:47: You really did just hit me in the face with that bag to show it to me. #startingtothinkofreasonsineedtoleaveNOW
Mon, 18:22: For the eighth time, it's a "slider" not a "slidle."
Mon, 18:29: Most unsuave drunk guy I've ever known, if there ever was such a thing.
Mon, 20:28: Ok, so drunky passed out. Now it's just my aunt and I watching terrible Xmas movies.
Mon, 20:29: Oh, and I ran out to buy us hot chocolates. B/c I feel terrible for being so annoyed earlier.
Mon, 20:33: This moment and the next 15 mins is dedicated Me Time, in my car, shoegaze blaring.
Mon, 20:35: Still no snickerdoodles to be found. Maybe my other aunt will be up to the task. Her name is Stella, so... snickerdoodles, right?
Mon, 21:23: Lifetime Movie Network has some quality, QUALITY xmastime programming this evening. All of this acting certainly deserves academy awards.

Mon, 23:12: LMN: after school specials forever and ever.
Mon, 23:23: Ha. Got my aunt talking about being a 1950s party girl. This is the stuff.
Tue, 00:07: RT @alisonhaislip: Merry Christmas to all, and to all an I'm drunk.
Tue, 00:08: Merry Happy and Stuff, tweeps.
Tue, 00:18: The plot of this Lifetime gem: guy makes bet with his buddies that he can get a random girl to say yes to marriage by xmas.
Tue, 09:21: Awake. Hiding from dogs.
Tue, 09:22: Good morning and Merry Christmas!
Tue, 09:24: RT @neiltyson: Actually, since days of the week are named for Gods, I instead bid "Happy Day 359" to all Atheists & Agnostics of the ...
Tue, 09:25: This Folgers has to go. #thatsnotcoffee
Tue, 09:27: All Starbucks at least 3 miles away. #whatisthisplace http://t.co/dUThZOBM

Tue, 09:32: Closest Whole Foods is 42 miles away!!
Tue, 09:33: “@tretilldeath: It's snowing AND Dunkin Donuts is open! It's a Christmas miracle!!” / Looks like I found coffee today!!
Tue, 09:49: Contemplating taking 2 black kittens home with me.
Tue, 09:49: Incidentally, that 's thd light at the end of my tunnel: KITTIES!!!!!!!
Tue, 10:00: RT @YourAnonNews: #OpGettingDrunkOnChristmas has started, expect us.
Tue, 10:09: All I want for Xmas is my student loan refund that was sent 3 weeks ago.
Tue, 10:09: RT @pourmecoffee: Jesus Christ, Karl Rove, Isaac Newton and Rod Serling were all born today. It's up to everyone to sort it all out for ...
Tue, 11:34: Boosh! I just scored 1.599 Billion in #SuperMAMC. Think you can beat that? http://t.co/TpTAoaXp http://t.co/BxRw5kjD
Tue, 11:36: There should've been mimosas.
Tue, 11:38: Mass Merry Christmas texts. At least I've been included in one! #humbug

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