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starless (starless ) wrote, 2012 -12 -25 12:00:00 starless starless 2012 -12 -25 12:00:00 My tweets Mon, 13:23 : And my long trek from center city Philadelphia to the heart if Amish country begins. Mon, 14:36 : I'm at Gap, PA (Gap, PA) http://t.co/QfBZ74ZT Mon, 14:41 : I'm at Paradise Township (Lancaster, PA) http://t.co/y5XyHuhm Mon, 14:41 : I'm at Intercourse, PA (Intercourse, PA) http://t.co/snBuszBP Mon, 14:43 : I'm at Paradise (Paradise, PA) http://t.co/p6kyut4z Mon, 15:54 : Bloodhound and some sort of giant shepherd. Everywhere. All over. Drool and fur. Mon, 16:15 : Here it comes: "Why don't you want to go to church tonight?" Umm... Mon, 16:26 : Dad's already drunk. Aunt is deaf. It's snowing outside. #livetweetingthisnonsense Mon, 16:30 : Aunt adamantly denying there's WiFi in this house. #NopeNoWiFiHere http://t.co/CPH8h270 Mon, 17:09 : Weirdest Xmas ever. Mon, 17:23 : Just had to get *that* drunk before you got here, eh? Mon, 17:35 : Covered in hound drool. Listening 2 drunken paranoia abt how I should always lie 2 Dr's. Other 1 silent b/c she can't hear a word. It's 5:30 Mon, 17:47 : You really did just hit me in the face with that bag to show it to me. #startingtothinkofreasonsineedtoleaveNOW Mon, 18:22 : For the eighth time, it's a "slider" not a "slidle." Mon, 18:29 : Most unsuave drunk guy I've ever known, if there ever was such a thing. Mon, 20:28 : Ok, so drunky passed out. Now it's just my aunt and I watching terrible Xmas movies. Mon, 20:29 : Oh, and I ran out to buy us hot chocolates. B/c I feel terrible for being so annoyed earlier. Mon, 20:33 : This moment and the next 15 mins is dedicated Me Time, in my car, shoegaze blaring. Mon, 20:35 : Still no snickerdoodles to be found. Maybe my other aunt will be up to the task. Her name is Stella, so... snickerdoodles, right? Mon, 21:23 : Lifetime Movie Network has some quality, QUALITY xmastime programming this evening. All of this acting certainly deserves academy awards. Mon, 23:12 : LMN: after school specials forever and ever. Mon, 23:23 : Ha. Got my aunt talking about being a 1950s party girl. This is the stuff. Tue, 00:07 : RT @alisonhaislip : Merry Christmas to all, and to all an I'm drunk. Tue, 00:08 : Merry Happy and Stuff, tweeps. Tue, 00:18 : The plot of this Lifetime gem: guy makes bet with his buddies that he can get a random girl to say yes to marriage by xmas. Tue, 09:21 : Awake. Hiding from dogs. Tue, 09:22 : Good morning and Merry Christmas! Tue, 09:24 : RT @neiltyson : Actually, since days of the week are named for Gods, I instead bid "Happy Day 359" to all Atheists & Agnostics of the ... Tue, 09:25 : This Folgers has to go. #thatsnotcoffee Tue, 09:27 : All Starbucks at least 3 miles away. #whatisthisplace http://t.co/dUThZOBM Tue, 09:32 : Closest Whole Foods is 42 miles away!! Tue, 09:33 : “@tretilldeath : It's snowing AND Dunkin Donuts is open! It's a Christmas miracle!!” / Looks like I found coffee today!! Tue, 09:49 : Contemplating taking 2 black kittens home with me. Tue, 09:49 : Incidentally, that 's thd light at the end of my tunnel: KITTIES!!!!!!! Tue, 10:00 : RT @YourAnonNews : #OpGettingDrunkOnChristmas has started, expect us. Tue, 10:09 : All I want for Xmas is my student loan refund that was sent 3 weeks ago. Tue, 10:09 : RT @pourmecoffee : Jesus Christ, Karl Rove, Isaac Newton and Rod Serling were all born today. It's up to everyone to sort it all out for ... Tue, 11:34 : Boosh! I just scored 1.599 Billion in #SuperMAMC . Think you can beat that? http://t.co/TpTAoaXp http://t.co/BxRw5kjD Tue, 11:36 : There should've been mimosas. Tue, 11:38 : Mass Merry Christmas texts. At least I've been included in one! #humbug