starless (starless) wrote,

My tweets

  • Thu, 16:05: YFW you talk about a one-night stand in order to make me jealous, but instead I simply give earnest advice about the situation.
  • Thu, 17:04: I call nights like this one Metalganza. I also call them words like "lame."
  • Thu, 18:13: Why don't you go in the basement and bang there?
  • Thu, 19:16: Synchronized hair swinging.
  • Thu, 19:18: Pavlovian metal salute.
  • Thu, 19:21: Simon says mosh-flavored conga line on the dance floor.
  • Thu, 19:49: "The Lights." All that was said. From stage. Is this supposed to mean something to me?
  • Thu, 20:05: Formulaic: all male metal, female singer. Every. Single. Time.
  • Thu, 20:06: Mirror-rehearsed mean/evil faces while screaming.
  • Thu, 20:16: I'm going to stealth-install DD-WRT on the routers here. This interweb is so terrible that the 3G on my phone is faster.
  • Thu, 22:14: Extremely butthurt about missing taco night at the house.
  • Fri, 09:56: Really? Millions? Billions? In storm damage from a storm that's still 3 days away? Ok, Media, slow news week???
  • Fri, 10:06: So today my water gets shut off because the landlord refused to install a water meter in the 5 days provided by PPW. What do I do? (Cont)
  • Fri, 10:07: Sue the property manager? Stay in a hotel and bill the landlord? Move? Landlord has already broken the lease... So what is my recourse?
  • Fri, 10:10: RT @JerkSuperman: The truth is, Lex isn't actually bald. Twice a day I sneak in to his house and shave his head at super speed.
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