- Tue, 16:40: I'm at St Peter's Village (St Peter's, Pennsylvania) http://t.co/Da49K9sn
- Wed, 07:20: Silly me to think my coffee shop would be open @ 7, like the sign says. Depriving me of caffeine this early isn't a good idea.
- Wed, 07:21: RT @JimGaffigan: I hope the new iPhone comes with phone reception.
- Wed, 10:01: I might be interested in meeting someone through school... if I could find anyone who speaks proper English. #ignoranceasstyle
- Wed, 10:09: "OMG THEY SAY 'TIGHT BUTTHOLE' ON WORKAHOLICS, I'M GINNA USE IT TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING!!!!" - Everyone in all of my classes.
- Wed, 11:35: Using the time between classes to do schoolwork rather than nap in the sun seems counterproductive. Counterproductive to my desire to laze.