starless (starless) wrote,

My tweets

  • Fri, 12:01: Hell. (@ Drivers License Center)
  • Fri, 20:06: When you wear your old UFO pants because it's too hot and the reflective strips keep getting caught under the desk chair rollers.
  • Fri, 20:07: RT @DustinSlaughter: As the sage .@Ghostpickles astutely commented, per last tweet: "Shit, the whole of North America is rising!" #Mexic ...
  • Fri, 20:14: There is never enough caffeine in my body.
  • Fri, 20:18: RT @danadearmond: the guy who started zankou chicken murdered his sister, his mother and himself. I'm glad he invented that garlic sauce ...
  • Fri, 20:51: WHAT!?!? Kinder Eggs can't be sold in the U.S.?!?! My local bodega sells Kinder chocolates, but no eggs. :(
  • Fri, 21:59: Why do they think it's ok to charge $1 more for Old Bay seasoning on fries?
  • Sat, 10:42: Tonight: Burlesque until I die.
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