- Пн, 10:25: I forgot to put all my fucks in my bag this morning, therefore I have none to give. #HappyMonday
- Пн, 10:46: Guys, don't let a woman be your sad story.
- Пн, 11:53: RT @SethMacFarlane: There’s a decent chance our next president will believe that humans once kept dinosaurs as pets.
- Пн, 14:11: Attending my entire spring semester online. Thus, I get to escape winter traipsing and/or work every day at The Troc. Day is brightening.
- Пн, 17:01: RT @ZachWeiner: New law: Before an elected official can regulate anything about the Internet, he must prove he can set up his own email ...
- Пн, 18:13: RT @DeathStarPR: Kim Kardashian's marriages blow up more often than our Death Stars. #CoverYourExhaustPortKim
- Пн, 21:03: Sexy Zombies. #zombies #halloween http://t.co/v3uaLFhY