Lets forget about the fact that he's still not in marshalling so he won't get on the dock until, I don't know, next week. The best part of this story?
HE HAS A GPS UNIT IN THE TRUCK SO HE WON'T GET LOST.
Lost for 3 hours and satellites in space can't even help him. I think I need to perform a mercy killing. Darwin... What happened to your theory??