||[14 Jul 2014|12:00pm]
- Sun, 12:22: Mhm. Take it all first, without asking, then apologize if I notice. I swear I'm suddenly a father and living with a teenager.
- Mon, 08:33: Happy Monday!!!! http://t.co/4lhxwrUK3F
- Mon, 08:48: Extra money = flat tire. Every. Single. Time.
- Mon, 09:50: If you interrupt and contradict everything that comes out of my mouth, don't be surprised if I'm not interested in "talking with" you.
- Mon, 09:52: Katieisrightiamwrong. Katieisrightiamwrong. Katieisrightiamwrong. Mantra I have to use to "talk with" Katie.
- Mon, 11:06: Spoiled little brats need not apply.
- Mon, 11:27: RT @PoliticaILine: I SAW SOME SCARY TEENAGERS AT THE BORDER WITH EBOLA
- Mon, 11:45: I'm home waiting for tires, surprise day off, so Trashbag & Contrarian both decide to skip work. #surprisehappymondayturnedintoregulaonday
- Mon, 11:46: The Asshole, the Trashbag, and the Contrarian. What a trio we don't want to make.