starless (starless) wrote,
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My tweets

  • Tue, 18:23: Invite people over. Make sure you're not home for at least an hour while they wait for you in your living room. #LifeAccordingToRoommates
  • Wed, 09:53: The 24/7 Drunk has a girlfriend. 2, actually. Even that guy has interest. I'm doing something horribly wrong, I think.
  • Wed, 10:42: Maybe I need to make it appear as if I'm incapable of taking care of myself. That seems to be a good dating technique.
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