starless (starless) wrote,

My tweets

  • Fri, 17:31: I sure did just play We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together super loud over the PA. What?
  • Fri, 18:11: RT @daily_kale: Add some zest to your bedroom adventures by drizzling tangy lemon caesar dressing on edible kale lingerie
  • Fri, 18:13: RT @RealCarrotFacts: if you kiss a carrot it won't turn into a princess but the cashier at CVS will ask "what you doing? "
  • Fri, 21:17: Hotgirls scarfing down mac and cheese.
  • Fri, 22:37: Danielle: She's a schoolteacher by day, & works at Cheerleaders at night. & she's talking to me bc I'm "hot and these other guys suck."
  • Fri, 22:38: Her words, not mine. Wow.
  • Fri, 23:47: And just so you don't think I was bragging, I only tweeted the incident to preface this: of course I did nothing. No phone #, nothing. #ijdc
  • Fri, 23:55: Dropped the class. Ruined my night.
  • Fri, 23:56: Ugh.
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