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My tweets

  • Tue, 16:40: Hey Self Important Food & Bev Workers: There would be no reason to serve w/o a live show. So please stop whining abt production.
  • Tue, 16:49: Hire Dapa Balloons if you'd like to clean up after the people you hire to decorate your party.
  • Tue, 16:54: WHOA DUDE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BATHE IN THE COLOGNE. THIS IS A CHEM WEAPON ATTACK.
  • Tue, 17:03: Please, I need the funniest doge captions you've ever seen. #wow #soamaze #suchtweet
  • Tue, 20:18: They spent so much $$$ on this event, but half of the large signs say, "Sponsors" and the other half say "Sponors." Oopsie.
  • Tue, 20:57: Dad not answering his phone again. Midterm tomorrow that I can't study for. My neck in such agonizing pain that I can barely turn my head.
  • Tue, 21:53: Pretty sure all the tendons in my neck are going to snap.
  • Tue, 21:54: Pop. The most high-pitched pop imaginable. Like a violin string breaking.
  • Tue, 21:55: Or like when Jerry's Uncle Pecos comes for a visit and he keeps breaking guitar strings and he keeps pulling Tom's whiskers. Like that.
  • Tue, 22:00: OOOOOHHHHHH Frog went a courtin', he did ride, CRAMBOOOOOONE!!!!
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