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My tweets

  • Sat, 13:27: Teleprompter for the lyrics.
  • Sat, 14:03: "We don't have haze fluid, just regular fluid." "What?" "We don't have hazer, just regular fluid" -@SamAshStores, 2 locs, 3 diff people.
  • Sat, 14:04: @SamAshStores I'm really curious what "regular fluid" is since your employees couldn't explain it, but swore they don't carry hazer fluid.
  • Sat, 14:48: So glad that no matter where I checkin with @Foursquare, @Klout lets me know that there are 3 more influential people than me @ the place.
  • Sat, 14:49: I mean, even though I left the popularity contest in high school 20 years ago, @Klout has filled that role of telling me I'm uncool. #thanks
  • Sat, 14:49: RT @kumailn: Starbucks coffee tastes like the piss of an angry old man
  • Sat, 16:36: The Dillinger Escape Pick @ The Trocadero Theatre http://t.co/Op1mCTJYxg
  • Sat, 17:46: RT @RonWyden: I will continue to work to see bulk collection under Sec. 215 of Patriot Act ended. I’ve seen zero evidence it is needed.
  • Sat, 17:52: I could probably use a consult. http://t.co/GuxyAoJBMe
  • Sat, 20:15: Just noticed tiny hole in the knee of my favorite jeans. I already have enough holy jeans. Damn it. #myfavoritejeans
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