starless (starless) wrote,
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My tweets

  • Mon, 18:39: If you really want to upset someone, call them a "fizzle." They'll take offense immediately and want to fight you.
  • Mon, 18:40: But don't call anyone a fizzle unless you want to engage in fisticuffs. You've been warned.
  • Tue, 11:47: I thought she was cute until she handed me a lukewarm, unfrothy latte. #1stworldproblems
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