- Mon, 12:03: Double-ya Double-ya Double-ya dot woman-inflates-a-balloon-and-sits-on-it-until-it-pops... dot com.
- Mon, 23:24: Coming to Checkers, asking for a sprite with 5 ice cubes...
- Tue, 08:22: It's so strange how my @Comcast VoIP phone rings half a ring an instant before my cell phone rings with a spam call. Forwarding is NOT on.
- Tue, 08:23: Even funnier is how I've never used the VoIP # for anything (I don't know the #), yet the spammer calls BOTH phones. Sold out by @Comcast.
- Tue, 09:40: Hooray, I'm above the class median in Calculus! #ThoughtIFailedThatOne
- Tue, 11:37: Ah, the park after some March snow... And my car not dying while I'm here. Life is good.