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- Fri, 16:14: I never achieved maximum coolness because I didn't stretch my earlobes.
- Fri, 16:15: RT @rickygervais: I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat & say rational things ...
- Fri, 17:31: I'm a contrarian, I have to admit. Unless you're saying it, obviously.
- Fri, 17:32: RT @DanaJGould: Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.
- Fri, 17:42: When I suddenly realize that it's JELLY BEAN SEASON!!
- Fri, 17:51: So they want to throw Pussy Riot into a gulag. A gulag. It's 2013, right?
- Fri, 18:01: Who is this band?? Line is around the block. http://t.co/OJO9AcWQHW
- Fri, 18:11: You know you should've known better so cry, baby, cry.
- Fri, 18:11: RT @Gizmodo: Guam's solving its snake problem with a horrifying rain of poisoned mouse paratroopers. Naturally. http://t.co/41jpax4xCP
- Fri, 18:13: There really is no reason for you, a complete stranger, to touch me just because you want to know something.
- Fri, 19:20: Bearded John Hamm is cherry-picking the crowd surfers tonight. AKA: Till.
- Fri, 19:40: Tonight is screaming punctuated by pretty singing and bass drops. For 4 hours.
- Sat, 08:16: I'm awake.
- Sat, 08:16: That's about as much as I can articulate at the moment.
- Sat, 09:24: Gogogogogo!
- Sat, 10:54: Family day.