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My tweets

• Sat, 12:03: Listless.
• Sat, 16:14: A homeless guy just told me I look like I'm from Canada.
• Sat, 16:43: RT @GreatDismal: RT @Harpers Date the Iraqi government announced its efforts to “eliminate the ‘emo’ phenomenon” in Baghdad: 2/13/2012 ( ...
• Sat, 16:43: RT @GreatDismal: RT @Harpers Minimum number of Iraqi teenagers killed for having an “emo style” since then: 42 (Jun '12, 2 of 2)
• Sat, 17:25: RT @phillymag: Burlesque at the Trocadero http://t.co/2cCFabC3
• Sat, 17:31: Guy asks me if there's a difference between Star Trek & Star Wars. I'm wearing a Star Wars tshirt. #dontmakemeforcechokeyou
• Sat, 18:13: Starting rehearsals for @peekaboorevue soon!! @thetrocadero
• Sat, 18:26: No. I don't date dancers. Any more. Quit it.
• Sat, 18:43: Nor singers, nor anyone who has sat in front of a webcam for a living. #theresnohomeforyouheregirlgoaway
• Sat, 19:12: Burlesqueburlesqueburlesque!!

02:37

Fuck fuck fuck. Why did I have to go and ruin my day?

12:00
My tweets

• Fri, 12:01: Hell. (@ Drivers License Center) http://t.co/QpzHbIlR
• Fri, 20:06: When you wear your old UFO pants because it's too hot and the reflective strips keep getting caught under the desk chair rollers.
• Fri, 20:07: RT @DustinSlaughter: As the sage .@Ghostpickles astutely commented, per last tweet: "Shit, the whole of North America is rising!" #Mexic ...
• Fri, 20:14: There is never enough caffeine in my body.
• Fri, 20:18: RT @danadearmond: the guy who started zankou chicken murdered his sister, his mother and himself. I'm glad he invented that garlic sauce ...
• Fri, 20:51: WHAT!?!? Kinder Eggs can't be sold in the U.S.?!?! My local bodega sells Kinder chocolates, but no eggs. :(
• Fri, 21:59: Why do they think it's ok to charge $1 more for Old Bay seasoning on fries?
• Sat, 10:42: Tonight: Burlesque until I die.

12:01
My tweets

• Thu, 13:46: Just insured my Solara SLE. I'm becoming a real boy!!
• Thu, 20:04: By installing console emulators on every modded XBox in this house I have unleashed 16bit madness. 8bit, too.
• Fri, 08:42: To the guy who shoulder-checked me at 30th St: this isn't highschool, u goateed manchild. It was your peak, sadly, but it's time to move on.
• Fri, 09:17: RT @lifehacker: iOS 5.1.1 untethered jailbreak is now available: http://t.co/F5SHOteD
• Fri, 09:40: Heading to bumblefuck to take care of some things. I really don't enjoy leaving the city.
• Fri, 09:41: TREES!? TREES!? EVERYWHERE TREES?!?!!?!
• Fri, 09:50: Headed to the suburbs, headed to my home town, puts a sick feeling in my belly.

12:00
My tweets

• Wed, 12:26: Today I'll build a site for my resume and pretend that it'll somehow enhance my job-seeking efforts.
• Wed, 12:45: Coffee and disillusionment. (@ Darling's Cafe) http://t.co/rwrP3p7O
• Wed, 14:14: This. RT @ThisBitchTina: There is nothing exciting about any of these social networks right now. God, I'm bored.
• Thu, 11:01: FYI: There are several scammers targeting people offering IT services on Craigslist. It's a Nigerian Wire Fraud variant.
• Thu, 11:16: It's absolutely fine that you're living off your mom & dad's money & have an unemployed summer ahead.
• Thu, 11:17: Just don't hold it against me that I can't go run and play like you. Don't outcast me because I have to find a job. I can't "hang out."
• Thu, 11:19: And please don't ask me what I'm doing on the computer all the time. I'm looking for a fucking job. A concept that's beyond you.
• Thu, 11:58: Open a special checking account just so you can pay me for services? SURE!! Make sure you deposit too much so I can mule for you, too. #CL